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The Good-Boy Scouters part 1

My girlfriend has always been a compulsive pack-rat. I thought it was an endearing trait, but I draw the line between collecting antique bottle-caps and reclaiming one third of the city dump. Our single bedroom apartment has been the victim of a hostile junk takeover for two months strait. Dad was right. I should have stayed a bachelor.
The mess is inescapable. I can't open my door without knocking piles over. Newspapers tend to clog the entranceway. As an avid reader, myself, I just wish they were intact. On the weekdays, she comes home from work with a stack of tatty magazines, the local gazette and used shock

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The Good-Boy Scouters part 1My girlfriend has always been a compulsive pack-rat. I thought it was an endearing trait, but I draw the line between collecting antique bottle-caps and reclaiming one third of the city dump. Our single bedroom apartment has been the victim of a hostile junk takeover for two months strait. Dad was right. I should have stayed a bachelor.
The mess is inescapable. I can't open my door without knocking piles over. Newspapers tend to clog the entranceway. As an avid reader, myself, I just wish they were intact. On the weekdays, she comes home from work with a stack of tatty magazines, the local gazette and used shock The Good-Boy Scouters part 1
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How do you sleep? It's crawling on your scalp

Thu Mar 20, 2008, 6:11 AM

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the chilling reality: creatures popularized by science fiction are, in fact, among us.
It is with great pleasure that I present to you, the robber crab.
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and just so you can get a real sense of the sheer SIZE of these things...
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I'm sorry, but did anyone else just get a SERIOUS face-hugger vibe, off these things?
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Who here has seen one of these beauties in person, hmm? It's OK, you know. Just because they laid eggs in your skull, doesn't mean you can't live a long and normal life. We're here for you.
Until they hatch, I mean.
'cause you'll be dead.

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