Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the chilling reality: creatures popularized by science fiction are, in fact, among us.
It is with great pleasure that I present to you, the robber crab.
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and just so you can get a real sense of the sheer SIZE of these things...
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I'm sorry, but did anyone else just get a SERIOUS face-hugger vibe, off these things?
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Who here has seen one of these beauties in person, hmm? It's OK, you know. Just because they laid eggs in your skull, doesn't mean you can't live a long and normal life. We're here for you.
Until they hatch, I mean.
'cause you'll be dead.

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